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[worstpossibleway]

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Text; un: smokinbomb

[bakudan_bambino]

YOU'VE BEEN BLASTED BY THE

 (          )           )    *          
 )\ )    ( /(     (  ( /(  (  `     (   
(()/((   )\())  ( )\ )\()) )\))(  ( )\  
 /(_))\ ((_)\   )((_|(_)\ ((_)()\ )((_) 
(_))((_)__((_) ((_)_  ((_)(_()((_|(_)_  
/ __| __\ \/ /  | _ )/ _ \|  \/  || _ ) 
\__ \ _| >  <   | _ \ (_) | |\/| || _ \ 
|___/___/_/\_\  |___/\___/|_|  |_||___/ 
                                        

ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!

( 1 of 3) Text; un: Kon

[worstpossibleway]

No.
Wtf even.
What is this shit?

(2 of 3) Text; un: Kon

[worstpossibleway]

What are you?
A 10-year-old girl?
I'm not doing this shit.

( 3 of 3) Text; un: Kon

[worstpossibleway]

[ A few hours later... ]

YOU'VE BEEN BLASTED BY THE

( ) ) *
)\ ) ( /( ( ( /( ( ` (
(()/(( )\()) ( )\ )\()) )\))( ( )\
/(_))\ ((_)\ )((_|(_)\ ((_)()\ )((_)
(_))((_)__((_) ((_)_ ((_)(_()((_|(_)_
/ __| __\ \/ / | _ )/ _ \| \/ || _ )
\__ \ _| > < | _ \ (_) | |\/| || _ \
|___/___/_/\_\ |___/\___/|_| |_||___/



ONCE YOU'VE BEEN BOMBED, YOU HAVE TO BOMB 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET BOMBED AGAIN YOULL KNOW YOUR REALLY SEXY!!1 IF YOU DIFFUSE THE SEX BOMB CHAIN, YOULL SUFFER A VERY UNSEXY BRAIN INJURY! BOMB WHOEVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!!

Stfu ok
I don't even know 8 people yet
So you pretty much sentenced me to a brain injury if you believe in this curse shit.

Which I DONT

[bakudan_bambino]

NO!

NOT AGAIN! I CAN'T KEEP SENDING THESE STUPID FUCKING TEXT BOMBS TO PEOPLE! I'VE ALREADY HAD TO FIND 24 SO FAR, ASSHOLE!

Look, just...

Go on the network and just message whatever usernames you see. Someone could take it as a compliment, and that might help you have a better time and get to know someone.

[worstpossibleway]

What do you mean 'no' ??

You sent me it, it's only fair I send it back.

No way! I'm not going to just send this shite to random people!
It's a sure fire way to piss people off!
You think anyone likes this!?

un: devilangel | text | post-earthquake for event

[supporteur]

are you alive?

un: kon

[worstpossibleway]

Angel?
Are you alright?
Where are you?
Are you in your shitty house in the Down?
You safe right now?

[supporteur]

i'm fine. our building took some damage and there's a lot of flooding.

[ So yes, it's even shittier now! Great. ]

i'm at the church in the down right now.

[worstpossibleway]

Be careful okay?

[ On second thought... Angel is more than likely not to help himself out of this situation. Shit. They might drown or get trapped somewhere. Fuck. Why does Aki give such a shit? ]

The Church?
Alright. Stay put. I'm on my way.

un: devilangel | text

[supporteur]

[ It has been days since he was taken in by LIEs, but... ]

are you free right now?

un: kon| text

[worstpossibleway]

[ Aki noticed the Angel Devil had been quiet- Well quieter than usual lately, but he's not thought to check-in. There was something about Angel's nonchalance that made Aki unsure about how to talk to him. He can't just boss them around for their own good here, they're not work partners anymore. ]

Angel?
Sure, I can talk, what's up?

[supporteur]

[ They regret this exponentially, but... it is what it is. ]

i need your help.

[ A brief pause then a follow up because otherwise Aki might rip his topknot off: ]

i'm okay. i'm just in jail.

[worstpossibleway]

[ Oh? What's this now? Aki raises a brow as he reads the first part. ]

Why? What have you gone and done now?

[ Yes, please elaborate, you're interrupting his cooking. ]

WHAT!?
Since when!?
Wtf did you do?!

UN: Smokinbomb

[bakudan_bambino]

UN: Kon

[worstpossibleway]

Is that.
Is that what I think it is?

[bakudan_bambino]

yes

What do you think?

[worstpossibleway]

Honestly?
Bigger than I thought it would be.

Is it barbed?

christmas delivery

[notscary]

[ on christmas eve, a green foil wrapped package with silver ribbon, and a brown paper bag, are delivered to his apartment. inside the box is a decanter set, and the bag contains a bottle of decent though not wildly expensive whiskey. a card accompanies,

Merry Christmas, Aki. :)
Something badass for an even more badass guy.

Cheers,
Eddie

🎁

[lustandfound]

[ A gift bag with two small, lidded mugs that holds a spiced hot cocoa mix, and a note tucked into the side in looping calligraphy, much more elegant than his usual texting style might make you think: enjoy with someone special! thanks for being so cool. happy holidays! <3, Artemis ]

🐙 text ; un: mordor ; invite for birthday bash + renaming party at/for jolene's 🏴‍☠️

[notscary]

would love to have you there :)

text; un: artemistake

[lustandfound]

YOU ARE INVITED
to artemis's bday party
at catsanova
on 10/29 7pm
itll just be a chill low-pressure thing
costumes not required but encouraged ;)
hope to see you there!!!

video; un: hellborn_stallion

[self_impeding]

What the fuck? I just got a notification that our contract wasn't renewed. You gonna tell me what's up?

[worstpossibleway]

[ Aki replies a good few days later. He looks like shit, pale, black bags under his eyes and a hint of confusion in his tone. ]

Blitzo? What? What notification? What are you talking about?

[self_impeding]

Our contract. It didn't get renewed in time. I'm back in the Subway.

What's up with you? You look fucking terrible.